But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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