the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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