Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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