I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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