He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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