The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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