I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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