Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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