Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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