Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Less talking, more tequila
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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