Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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