what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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