U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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