there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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I stole a fireplace last night.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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