it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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