i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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