You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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