I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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