My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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