my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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