If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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