Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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