It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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