haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She announced her abortion via fbk
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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