YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
21 People Reveal The Most Embarrassing Secrets They Know About Someone
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...