I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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