You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
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