Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
this boner is exhausting
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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