I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Omg I joined a choir last night...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
