Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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