Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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