btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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