My Higher Power is John Stamos
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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