i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
