My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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