I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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