You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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