Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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