YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
