Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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