So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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