it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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