so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I don't think brook has ever known best
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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