If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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