Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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