Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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