I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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