mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
His nipple licking is glorious
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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