Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
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I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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