found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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