One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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