I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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