i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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