Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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