Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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