bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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